The Start Of The Rebellion (Episode 16)

Chef: "Last time on Total Drama, those crackerjack kids were forced into arranged marriages. The winners were the Latin guy and the Australian girl! Everyone for some reason was surprised when the cheerleader was eliminated but to me it was all a..."

Chris walked up to Chef.

Chris: "What do you think your doing?"

Chef: "I'm in charge of today's episode of Total Drama! (clenches his fist) "You got a problem with that?"

Chris: "No, no, it's cool! Just continue your sad attempt at mimicking my amazing hosting abilities!"

Chef: (grumbles) "Just start the theme song already!"

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Total Drama All Stars theme plays

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Outside in the forest, Mike and Brick are walking along and having a conversation.

Brick: "How are you holding up my friend?"

Mike: "I'm alright, for now, but I feel like something bad will happen!"

Brick: "You know, Duncan and Gwen have been trying to convince me you have an evil personality, but I won't believe it until I hear it from you!"

Mike: (sighs) "It's true, his name is Mal, he was in control when I was in juvie, which probably explains why Duncan has been warning everyone! I need help, but I made a promise to Zoey that I'd win for her!"

Brick: "Wow that's shocking! I would've never thought that! It was the past, those guys need to understand that, besides, he hasn't returned right?"

Then they heard the loudspeakers.

Chef: (voice) "Attention all remaining future wastes of people! Report to the Dock of Shame in exactly ten minutes, and not a minute later!"

Then everyone arrived at the Dock of Shame.

Gwen: (whispers to Courtney) "Getting a bit of deja vu?"

Courtney: (whispers back) "Yeah, it is the boot camp challenge."

Courtney: (confessional) "At least Harold isn't here to rig the votes like last time, just need to focus on the game!"

Chef: "All right Maggots!!! You thought you were having fun lately, well today, I will rough you suckas up cause, if you want to make it to the finals, you have to fight for it!!! From now on, you will call me Master Chef in this challenge and anyone who I see messing around will be out of the challenge, the last one standing will win immunity. Do I make myself clear?!"

Everyone: "Yes Master Chef!"

Brick: (confessional) "Well, a boot camp challenge. This I can handle. I have been to boot camp before, surely this will be the same."

Chef: "For your first challenge you will..."

Noah: "Let me guess, do a pointless Thriller dance?"

Chef: "Did I say you could speak? I didn't think so! Your first challenge shall be holding up this huge canoe for as long as you can! Until one of you lazy teens drops out, the challenge will not end!"

Everyone stood in line to carry the canoe.

Noah: "Piece of cake!"

Jasmine: "Speak for yourself! Us tall players have to bend our knees in order to carry this!"

Dawn: "Sorry, but..."

They heard a whistle come from above their heads.

Chef: "Did I say you could speak? I think not!!"

Jasmine: (Confessional) "Chris, if you're watching this, don't ever come back!"

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A couple of hours later, it was nighttime, and everyone was getting sleepy.

Duncan: (groans) "Won't somebody drop out? 

Noah: "Okay fine, I've had enough anyway!"

Noah walked over to the Dock of Shame and rang the bell.

Everyone sighed of relief as they dropped the canoe.

Chef: "Now, as for the rest of you, head over to the mess hall for your next challenge!"

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At the mess hall, everyone sits down, listening to Chef.

Chef: "You have ten minutes to gather grub, then your next challenge will begin!"

Dawn: "Where is the food?"

Chef walked over to a bunch of trashcans.

Chef: "Right here! Bon appetit!"

Heather: "Ewww! No way I'm eating it!"

Gwen: "Ditto."

Scott looks through the garbage and eats some food.

Scott: "Mmmm... Don't know why you guys are complaining. Back on the farm I eat this stuff all the time."

Courtney: "Ewww, Scott!"

Scott: "I'm sorry." (hands her some) "You want some?"

Courtney: "I'm... not hungry. Help yourself..."

Courtney: (confessional) (throws up) "Sick! Scott is sweet but he should eat regular food. Not garbage!"

Duncan: (laughs) "Man. You have a strong stomach like Owen did."

Scarlett rolled her eyes, annoyed at what she is seeing.

Scarlett: (Confessional) "I need brain fuel, like carbohydrates, proteins or dairy! That's how I got so smart! The fact that I've been in school since I was 3 also helps!"

Heather and Alejandro walk outside of the mess hall.

Heather: "Who do we try to get on our side?"

Alejandro: "I'll think of something, don't you worry!"

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Inside the forest, everyone is wearing eye goggles and holding guns.

Jasmine: "This seems a bit cruel, why are you promoting violence?"

Chef: "I'm not, they're paintball guns! When your at war, you have to be ruthless and stealth! The last four that avoid the paintballs will advance to the last challenge!"

Jasmine: "Still seems like your promoting violence! That's not a good thing!"

Chef: "Whatever, I'm in charge around here!"

Jasmine: (Confessional) "I wish Shawn was here! He'd be able to help me and everyone else in the game!"

DJ: (yawns) "When do we sleep?"

Chef: "You sleep when I tell you that you can sleep! Now move out soldiers! Move!"

Everyone ran off in different directions into the forest.

Mike gasps and turns into Mal.

Mal: (chuckling) "A gun in my hand, how fortuitous!"

Mal: (Confessional) "It's so easy pretending to be Mike, I should've done this years ago! (laughs maniacally) "Now that I've cut off all his ties, it's time for me to go on rampage!"

As Mike whistles to the tune of "In The Hall of Mountain King", Duncan is seen following him.

Duncan: (whispering) "Jerk!"

Mal turned around and shot Duncan.

Mal: (imitating Mike's voice) "Oh sorry Duncan, I didn't see you there!"

Duncan: "I think you did, Mal!"

Mal: (in his real voice) "So you know about me too, huh? Let me guess, were you one of the thugs I had wrapped around my finger during prison?"

Mal punched Duncan in the face and took his paintball gun.

Duncan: "More like in a toilet! I remember you, but don't expect us to be friends. I plan on taking you down!"

Mal shot him a couple of times before kicking him to the ground.

Mal: "Consider that a portion of the torment I'll be giving to each and every single one on this island, especially your girlfriend. Gwen is it? I'll enjoy her screams of terror as she begs for mercy! Pity, I think it's better to play with me rather than against me!"

Mal ran off as Duncan grumbled.

Duncan: (Confessional) "Nobody threatens my girlfriend! I'll do anything to take him down!"

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Gwen tiptoe through the woods, searching for her foes. Then she spots Scarlett walks on the trail.

Gwen: "Gotcha..."

She aims at Scarlett, until see spots her chatting with Heather and Alejandro.

Gwen: (to herself) "What are you up to?"

She hides behind a tree, listening to the villains' plan.

Heather: "You certain you saw Alejandro with the Chris head."

Scarlett: "Of course I did. You must've misplaced it."

Alejandro: "If you knew me, you'd know I'd never misplace my stuff."

Heather: "Whatever. We have to win this challenge and when we get to the final five, every woman and man for themselves."

Alejandro: "Si."

Scarlett: "Plus, I do have a mystery ally which will help us."

Heather: "Who is he anyway?"

Scarlett: "Well he likes to be unknown until the right moment, and he's more evil than you and Al combined."

Gwen gasped, knowing who Scarlett is talking about.

Gwen: (confessional) "She's talking about Mal! How did she and some nutjob guy meet?!"

Gwen readied her gun.

Heather: "You better be right about this!"

Scarlett: "As he said, better to work with him than against him."

Then Scarlett was hit with paint balls by Gwen.

Gwen: "Oh sorry guys... NOT!"

Heather: (glares) "Gwen..."

Gwen: (glares) "Heather..."

Alejandro grabbed Heather and ran off into the forest.

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At the other side of the forest, Brick, Dawn, DJ and Jasmine were walking around.

Jasmine: "So you were in military school, how was it?"

Brick: "It was a marvelous experience, full of excitement and independence!"

DJ: "So, you plan on serving in the military?"

Brick: "Affirmative! I'll make Canada proud!"

Jasmine: "I don't think I could ever go to the military in Australia! It's too dangerous!"

DJ: "But people won't beat you so easily!"

Dawn: "She's just worried that she'll die and never return to Shawn!"

Suddenly, above in the trees, someone was jumping through the branches.

DJ: "Did you guys hear that?"

Dawn: "Yes, it's coming from an evil person who will cause havoc if we don't do anything about him!"

The other three looked at her confusingly.

Dawn: "I'm not lying!"

Dawn: (Confessional) "I'm not!"

Jasmine: (Confessional) "Dawn is a little strange, how can she read people's auras? I'd like to know how she can do that, that would be interesting to learn!"

Then they were all shot with paintballs by Mal, who leaped away.

Brick: "Where did that come from?"

Jasmine: "Probably from the evil people!"

Dawn: "Oh he's evil alright!"

DJ: "Well, Alejandro and Heather are mean, but they're not exactly evil. Just in the game, that's when they're evil. It's a little frustrating for people to say that about people just because they play a game. Not that I'm supporting what they did in their seasons!"

Jasmine: "Well, I don't know what they did! I didn't really see those seasons!"

DJ: "You should watch them soon! It's very good!"

Dawn: "I'm sure it is!"

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At another part of the forest, Courtney and Scott are having a conversation.

Courtney: "Look, I'm fine with us going out and all, but you seriously need to change your eating habits!"

Scott: "What for? It's not harming anyone!"

Courtney: "But don't you miss how rich people live? Don't you want that again?"

Scott: "Hey yeah! You're right!"

Courtney noticed a paintball gun in the bushes and pushed Scott out of the way of the paint.

The mystery painball gun shot again and hit Scott. The two of them got up as they heard whistling from the distance.

Scott: "Why'd you push me?"

Courtney: "I owed you from beforehand, besides if you care about me, I should care about you!"

Scott: (Confessional) "No one's ever cared about me!"

Chef: (voice) "Attention remaining Neanderthals, we have our last four players, the mouthy girl, the Latin guy, the gruesome chick and the multiple personality guy! Everyone must report to the colosseum for the final challenge!"

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At the coliseum, Heather, Gwen, Alejandro and Mal are by the boxing ring while everyone else is watching from the stands.

Duncan elbowed Scott.

Duncan: "We need to talk! We have to get rid of Mike!"

Scott: "Why him? He's not a threat!"

Duncan: "He is! Look, get Courtney, Al, and Heather after this, we'll talk more then!"

Chef: "Your final challenge will be a big boxing match, one of you will survive but the others will cry like the little babies you are!!! So, grim and grimer, you two will fight."

Heather and Gwen growled at each other.

Chef: "Latin dude and weirdo boy, will fight after."

Alejandro smirked at Mal, who glared and growled, which surprised Al.

Alejandro: (Confessional) "Mike is somewhat different, but looking at his eyes, he might be Mal, Duncan was warning me about... He might be dangerous, but so am I, plus with the good looks."

Then the bell rings and Heather and Gwen circle around each other, ready to beat each other up.

Gwen: "Time for me to finish what we started old Heather!"

Heather: "Please, why don't you cry back to Trent. Oh wait, you dumped him for a punk rock loser!"

Heather laughed as Gwen punched her in the belly.

Heather: "Ooohhhh!!!"

Gwen: "Never talk about that!"

Gwen prepared to uppercut Heather, but she blocked it with her fists and she headbutt Gwen on the head and she punch her in the face. As Gwen tries to get up, Heather pin her to the ground.

Gwen: "Let go!"

Heather: (smirks) "Make me."

The bell rings.

Chef: "Time! Heather wins!"

Heather: "Ha!"

Gwen: (confessional) "Crap! When did Heather got this strong? She would be lucky if she can survive Al or Mal."

As Gwen sat down, Duncan pulled her aside and whispered something to her.

Then the bell rings.

Alejandro: "You ready to lose to Alejandro Burromuerto?"

Dawn: "Alejandro Dead Donkeys? That's your name?"

Chris: (laughing) "Alejandro Dead Donkeys! That's priceless!"

Alejandro: "It's a very respected name from where I come from, very respected!"

Mal punched him in the jaw, then in the face.

Mal: (Confessional) "In order for me to assert my dominance, I need to defeat the strongest player, ergo, Alejandro!"

Mal then punched Alejandro in the gut which flung him into the sky.

Everyone gasped.

Duncan: "You see what I mean?"

Scott: "As of now, yes!"

Dawn: (Confessional) "He's back! I worry for us all!

Gwen: (Confessional) "Maybe what Duncan told me was right! Maybe Mike is evil now!"

Chris: "Heather and Mike move on to the last grudge match, and maybe we'll go check up on Alejandro, maybe!"

Then the bell rings, now it's Heather vs Mal (but Heather doesn't know).

Mal: (in Mike's voice) "Ha! Ready to lose sweetie?"

Heather: "Oh, you're the one who will be losing, dweeb!"

Heather throws punches at Mal, but he block them, then she threw a punch at him, but Mal steps side and she grabs the ropes.

Mal: "Foolish, just like your bland ugly boyfriend!"

That made Heather mad, as Mal laughed, then Heather charge at Mal and punched him in the face.

Heather: "Never EVER call Alejandro bland and ugly!"

Everyone gasped.

Jasmine: "Geez, Heather! Easy now!"

DJ: "Okay, so maybe she is  evil!"

Then Mal is dizzy as Heather spin her arm and sucker punch Mal, knocking him out, as the bell rings and Heather rise her fist in victory.

Chris: "Wow, Heather totally knocked out Mike. Ruthless, but nevertheless, Heather wins immunity."

Heather: (Confessional) "Still got it." (then she blew a kiss) "Love you Al."

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Outside the cabins, Duncan was talking to a few of the other campers.

Duncan: "We need to get rid of Mike. He's dangerous!"

Courtney: (scoffs) "Like he's a threat!"

Duncan: "I'm serious, I knew him back in juvie when his name was Mal!"

Gwen: "I know, I was told when I was at the Playa Del Losers!"

DJ: "Really?"

Gwen: "Yeah, and I promised Zoey I'd stop him!"

Scott: "So, we vote him out then?"

Duncan: "Yes! And we have seven right here!"

Alejandro: "Fine, I'm in!"

Heather: "So am I!"

They all walked away in different directions, not noticing that Mal and Scarlett were watching from a distance.

Scarlett: "It's a good thing you told me about this, we're still getting rid of Alejandro right?"

Mal: "Yeah, one less strategic threat to worry about, reminds me of myself, just with less charm than me!"

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At the bonfire ceremony, everyone sits down with Chris standing in front of them with a plate of marshmallows.

Chris: "Twelve campers will stay alive, for now! You've all cast your votes and made your decision! The first marshmallow goes to Heather."

Chris tossed her a marshmallow.

Chris: "Jasmine, Brick, Dawn, Scarlett, Noah, Duncan, Gwen, Courtney, Scott and DJ, you're all safe, for now! Which leaves, Mike and Al!"

Alejandro and Mal glared at each other.

Duncan: (Confessional) "Bye bye, Malevolent one!"

Chris: "And the last marshmallow goes to Mike!"

Alejandro glared at everyone.

Alejandro: "Oh man!"

Jasmine: (Confessional) "And now Samey and everyone else that Alejandro took out has been avenged! Today is a great day!"

Chris pressed a button which made Alejandro disappear in a cloud of green fog.

Chris: "So, one thing still remains, who's going to exile?"

Heather: "It's a tough choice, but Duncan and Gwen!"

Duncan and Gwen walked over to the Boat of Losers which Chef rode off to Boney Island.

Chris: "And who are you bringing to the big leagues?"

Heather: "No one, they don't deserve it!"

Heather walked over to the Spa hotel, while the others glared at her.

Mal: (Confessional) "The lion sleeps tonight! I am the new lion! It's too bad he didn't have the idol to protect him! Unlike him, I've stashed it in the tree next to the cabins!" 

Scarlett: (Confessional) "Thanks Mal, now the idol is mine!"

She took a small object from the camera lens before she leaves the outhouse.

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Soon, she is digging around in a hole of a tree and finds the idol.

She runs back inside the cabin and put the idol inside her drawers.

Inside the Spa hotel, Chris is watching the whole thing unfold.

Chris: (chuckles) "Oh man! Now that's drama! Join us next time and find out what happens next here on Total Drama All Stars!"

Chef walked by.

Chris: "As for you, no more hosting! Seriously, a mule could do better!"

Chef: (grumbles) "You're a horrible man, Chris MaClain!"

Chris: "Yeah, I know, and I'm loving every minute of it!"

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Notes

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* Brick, Courtney, Dawn, DJ, Gwen, Jasmine, Mike, Noah and Scarlett voted for Alejandro.

* Alejandro, Duncan, Heather and Scott voted for Mike.

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This episode was written by me and