What A Paranoia Pandemic Place To Be! (Episode 17)

Chris: "Last time on Total Drama All Stars, I decided to let Chef Hatchet take over as host. (laughs) "But let's face it, he doesn't hold a candle to me! The campers faced several challenges of endurance and intense situations! First was the ever interesting challenge of just holding a canoe, next they all battled each other with paintball guns where Mal and Duncan finally faced each other! During the boxing match, it was Mike who was able to beat up Alejandro, but Heather ultimately won invincibility! Duncan tried to eliminate Mal but it was Alejandro who was eliminated! Will those two go at again? How much longer can we stay on the air before we lose the viewers? Find out on this episode of Total Drama All Stars!"

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Total Drama All Stars theme plays

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At Boney Island, Duncan and Gwen are sitting together by a fire.

Duncan: "Something just doesn't seem right! The more and more I think about, something doesn't seem right!"

Gwen: (sighs) "If it has to do with Mike, you can blame me, I didn't vote for him!"

Duncan: "Why not?"

Gwen: "Alejandro was the bigger threat, besides, I promised Zoey I'd helped her out with Mal, and I can't do that if he's not in the game!"

Duncan: "I think you made a big mistake in keeping Mal, and now he's back at the island probably killing someone right now! Why were you so quick to get rid of him?"

Gwen: "I wasn't quick to get rid of him! I talked to the others about him, and we agreed that it be best to eliminate Al as soon as we could!"

Duncan: "We're all screwed now! I don't think we stand a chance! Better pray for a miracle, we all need it!"

Gwen: (sighs) "I hope so..."

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Back at the cabins, Mike is struggling to get some sleep.

Mike: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Mike was sweating as he looked around and breathed heavily which wakes up everyone else.

Brick: "Are you okay buddy?"

DJ: "Yeah, you were mumbling in your sleep!"

Mike: "I just had a nightmare, that's all!"

Brick: "Well don't worry, we have your back!"

Mike went back to sleep, covering himself with his blanket and pillow, which made everyone else worried.

Brick: (Confessional) "Mike's hiding something, I wish I could help him, but I can't until he tells me!"

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At the girls cabin, the girls are awake, thanks to Mike's screaming.

Courtney: "Ugh! Boys are so rude!"

Scarlett: "That's why I'm never going to date!"

Jasmine: "That's one of the reasons!"

Dawn: "Nope, she just doesn't have the capability of feeling amorous feelings towards anyone, not even to her family!"

Courtney: "That's strange!"

Dawn: "It's not strange, some people just don't want to be in a relationship, it's perfectly understandable!"

Courtney: "I guess..."

Scarlett glared at the other three.

Scarlett: (Confessional) "I can't wait to eliminate every single one of them! They're fools to be so laid back!"

 

Scarlett put a small object on the camera lens before she left the confessional.

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Inside the Spa hotel, Heather walks into the production room.

Heather: "Ugh, what kind of spa hotel suddenly gets rid of their masseuse without telling the guests?"

She looks at a box and looks at the DVDs until she picks one up.

Heather: "Mal's Greatest Hits!"

Heather: (Confessional) "Maybe Duncan wasn't lying about Mike being evil!"

She put it in the T.V. and watched it.

Heather watched clips of Mal making an alliance with Scarlett, to being ruthless on the dodge ball game, him and Scarlett beating up Max badly, him trying to bury Jasmine and Zoey alive in the rocks, to him whistling "In the Hall of the Mountain King." after he stole Al's idol. Then she spotted him and Scarlett talking during the wedding challenge.

Heather: "So, Mal and Scarlett are planning an alliance. Nobody shall do alliances but me!"

Then Heather got the DVD out and smirked as she stashed it inside the guests room.

Heather: "This will make a big help for later."

Chris: (voice) "Okay everyone, everyone get to the mess hall and prepare for the new challenge, but welcoming back bad boy and goth girl, Duncan and Gwen."

Then Chef drop Duncan and Gwen off.

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Inside the mess hall, everyone is sitting down, "enjoying" the disgusting food.

Jasmine: "There's bad cooking, and then there's this!"

DJ: "It could be worse, at least they are feeding us!"

Dawn: "Still, that doesn't make it okay for this meatball to look like an eyeball" (takes a look at a bowl full of soup) "Or for that too look like it was taken out of a sewage tank!"

Courtney: "Don't you even think about it, Scott!"

Scott: "I wasn't, I was thinking about you!"

Courtney: (blushing) "You were?"

Heather: "Ugh, don't make me barf!"

Chris walked in, feeling out of breath, and dusted himself off before walking to the center of the mess hall.

Chris: "Campers, we have a serious matter to discuss..."

Noah: (Confessional) "A serious matter on this show means something deadly, so...(waving his hands) "goodbye everybody!"

Chris: "Whenever two people get together all alone, they may find some rather... strangeness occurring among them!"

Everyone groaned at his speech.

Chris: "Hold it dumbbells, we're not talking about the birds and the bees, we're talking about the two players who could cost me my job, Cody and Ella!"

Scarlett: "But they're not in the game!"

Chris: "You're right, but your going to have to rescue them, and whoever does, wins invincibility!"

Jasmine: "And where are they exactly?"

Chris: "I don't know, but apparently the Sasquatchanakwa got a hold of them and decided to take them somewhere! Maybe to eat them for dinner!" (laughs) "He probably took them both because he wanted a meal, not a snack!"

He continued to laugh, which annoyed the contestants.

Chef: (Confessional) "It wasn't that funny, Chris!"

Gwen: "You know you're liable for them if they get eaten!"

Chris heard his phone ring and answered it.

Chris: "Yes, I know sending then out into the forest was a bad idea... "I'm helping... "By sending a rescue party, a group of people who know them very well!"

Scott: (Confessional) "I don't know them, and I'm sure that none of the rest of my cast knows about them!"

Chris put his phone away and looked at the contestants who were glaring at him.

Chris: "Why are you still here, you've got some host that needs help! Go!!"

Everyone ran out into the forest.

Noah: (Confessional) "Well, I know someone who's going to be a meal for that overgrown monkey" (whispers) "My money's on DJ!"

Everyone is running through the woods, searching for the Sasquatchanakwa and maybe the captive Cody and Ella.

Courtney: "Anybody knows where that overgrown yeti is?"

Dawn: "Hmmm, if I can read auras carefully...." (points left) "This way!"

The others turned left, but Heather drags Scarlett in the bush.

Heather: (cross her arms) "Scarlett. We need to talk..."

Scarlett: "It'll have to come later."

Heather: "Watch your tone! I know about your alliance with your Mike pal, or should I call him Mal!"

Scarlett: "Hmph! So what. He's just assisting me to get to the finals."

Heather: "You better watch out. Since I just have discover a DVD exposing him..."

Scarlett: "Relax. I still have something to use against him if he plans to betray me. I'm not stupid..."

Heather: "Yes, this coming from a girl who tried to murder a few people!"

Scarlett: "As if they'll believe you, the most hated person in Total Drama history!"

Heather grabbed Scarlett and lifted her off the ground.

Heather: "Watch your back, four eyes! You shouldn't be meddling in anything you don't have any control over!

Scarlett punched Heather in the jaw, freeing her from her grip and walked away.

Scarlett: "I was about to say the same thing to you!"

Scarlett: (Confessional) "Heather is nothing compared to me, and she's going to learn it the hard way!"

Heather got up and ran towards Jasmine and DJ.

Heather: "Guys, what ever you do, do not trust Scarlett! She's..."

Jasmine: "Evil, we know! Just like you!"

DJ: "Well, they're both mean, but I wouldn't say Heather is evil!"

Jasmine: (Confessional) "Heather's a pain in the neck, but Scarlett is a ticking time bomb, so... tough call!"

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Over at a another part of the island, Cody and Ella are sitting next to the Sasquatchanakwa.

Cody: (scared) "Uhhh, aren't you scared that the Sasquatchanakwa is going to eat us?!"

Ella: "Why no, as long as I can tame the beast with a song."

Ella is humming a tune which has the Sasquatchanakwa relaxed and she then placed Ella in a cage and pick up Cody, wondering what to do with him.

Cody: "P-Please don't eat me... I can sing you a song too. I was part of the band called the Drama Brothers."

The Sasquatchanakwa is confused.

Cody: "Now really I was! And apparently, I was invited back for this season, but after Sierra told me she was also invited, I decided to not go, so that I could have more me time!"

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Then everyone got to the cave entrance, as Dawn peek inside.

Dawn: "Okay, coast is clear."

Gwen: (whispering) "Watch out for the Sasquatchanakwa, he'll rip you to shreds!"

Jasmine: "I'm pretty sure we can tame him, I mean how big could he be?"

Suddenly, the Sasquatchanakwa roared as he walked up to them with Cody in his paws.

Cody: (chuckling nervously) "Hey guys! I-I-I'm alright, just hanging around with a giant yeti, like most teenagers do!"

Jasmine: "I know right!"

Everyone else stared at her confusingly.

Jasmine: "What, you've never done that in your life?"

Gwen: "What a minute, where's Duncan?"

Brick: "Mike's not here either!"

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Outside, Duncan grabs Mike aside.

Duncan: "Okay, punk, you think you've got everyone trusting you, well not me!"

Mike: "Look, if this is about those instances of me messing with you, I can assure you that it wasn't me who did it!"

He gasped and turned into Mal.

Mal: (chuckling) "That pin head could never do what I have done. You've made a mistake in not choosing to join forces with me, and now you shall pay for it!"

Then he threw a punch at Duncan who punched back.

Then Mal tackled Duncan to the ground and starts to choke him.

Mal: "Now, Duncan do right. Since you won't join me, should I make your demise quick and painless or very slow?"

Duncan: (choking) "Screw you!"

Duncan spit at Mal's face, forcing him to let go, giving Duncan a chance to punch Mal in the belly and grab him as he tossed him down the hill.

Duncan: "HA! Suck it Mal! Nobody can take me down!"

Unknown to Duncan, Scarlett pushes Duncan down the hill and ran back inside the cave, as Duncan twisted his ankle.

Duncan: "Owww! Damn it!"

Then Mal recovered and grins wickedly at Duncan as he chuckled evilly.

Mal: (cracking knuckles)

Back inside the cave, the campers are running from the big yeti who is roaring.

Courtney: "Aaaaaahhhhhh!!! This isn't legal!!!"

Scarlett came inside and watched the chaos as she grins.

Scarlett: (Confessional) "Perhaps it is time to use my bland acting skills for once!"

Scarlett: (deadpan) "Oh no, Duncan and Mike are fighting down there! I wish I could intervene but those are strong boys that are fighting!"

Gwen: "What?"

She and Brick ran out of the cave and saw Duncan and Mal fighting each other with Duncan pinning Mal down to the dirt.

Duncan: "Eat it, you little bug!"

Mal gasped and turned back into Mike.

Mike: "Ow! That hurts so much! I can barely breath!"

Brick and Gwen ran up to them and  separated them.

Brick: "What is your problem, man?"

Gwen: "You've taken this too far this time!"

Duncan: "He attacked me first! I had to defend myself!"

Mike: "What are you talking about?"

Mike tried to stand up straight but was hunched over.

Mike: "I think you broke my back!"

Brick glared at Duncan.

Brick: "That's it! If you keeping accusing Mike of fighting, you shouldn't be in the game! Consider this over!"

Brick carried Mike back in the cave. While Gwen looks at Duncan disappointed and ticked.

Duncan: "Sheesh Gwen. Don't tell me you trust Mal too!"

Gwen: (sighs) "It's Mike we should be worried about, not Mal..." (shook her head) "I'm sorry. But until we get this problem solved, I don't think we should be together if your going to act this way to someone who has a serious problem that he can't get out of on his own..."

Gwen walked back inside.

Duncan: (confessional) "Aw crap... I thought Gwen would understand. Man, I'm such an idiot!" (facepalms his face, three times) "Stupid! Stupid Stupid! Is that how Trent feels? Well, she'll take me back, I just know it!..."

Then Brick and Mike got back inside and spots Ella in the cage.

Ella: "Hello, my dear friends."

Brick: "Don't worry, we'll get you out, somehow!"

Ella: "But how? That sweet, adorable yeti ate the key, and I don't think he made a spare!"

Brick looks over to the others and drags Mike over to them.

Brick: "You guys look after them, I'm going to go find a key back at the cabins!"

DJ: "What's wrong with him?"

Brick: "Let's just your little criminal buddy doesn't have much time left here!"

DJ: (Confessional) "Why would you do this, Duncan?"

Brick ran out of the cave and soon made his way to the cabins, where he searched through his drawers until he found a golden key.

Brick: "Yes! The key I was given to when I completed military school! This'll help them out!"

He quickly started to run back towards the cave.

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Back at the cave, everyone is shivering in fear as the yeti corners them.

Jasmine: "He did what?"

Gwen: "I know, it's hard to believe but I saw it with my own eyes!"

Noah: "I'm not surprised, it was only a matter of time before something like that happened!"

Gwen: "Which is why until he changes, he and I are done!"

Courtney: "Wow, you dumped him? That's...horrible for you!"

Dawn then glared at the Sasquatchanakwa until she read his aura.

Dawn: "Wait! I know why you're angry..."

The yeti was surprised.

Dawn: "You've miss your animal friends, don't you?"

The yeti nodded, as Brick returned with the key and unlocked Ella's cage.

Brick: "Here you go ma'am."

Ella: "Aw, thank you."

Dawn: (to the yeti) "Now, you let Cody go, and later tonight I'll reunite you with your friends."

The yeti sighs as he hands Cody to the others.

Cody: "Hey guys. Been a while..."

Noah: (rolled his eyes) "Yeah, a long while..."

Gwen: "Come on, let's get back to the camp grounds."

Then the others escaped and return to the cabins, where Chris is waiting.

Chris: "Well, looks like we have our winner! Brick wins immunity, and the rest of you can hit the voting booth while I send these two on a little journey!"

Cody: "No more yetis! I can't take it anymore!"

Ella: (Confessional) "I'm so glad to be free! I must thank my new prince, Brick for rescuing me!"

Brick: (calling out from off screen) "Don't call me your prince! I just met you! Seriously, you have some issues or something, no offense!"

Ella: (Confessional) "None taken, my knight in shining armor!"

Brick groans as he walks away.

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Outside the cabins, Mal and Scarlett are having a conversation.

Mal: "I want him gone tonight!"

Scarlett: "We can deal with him later, right now, we have to take out Heather!"

Mal: "She does not get my vote!"

Scarlett: "I should mention that she has a DVD featuring our alliance, if she exposes us, we're dead!"

Mal: "But they'd believe Duncan more!"

Scarlett: "You saw her last challenge, she won it!"

Scarlett started to walk away.

Scarlett: "Look, you do what you want, but I'm going to convince everyone to vote for Heather!"

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Outside the mess hall, Brick and Mal are having a conversation.

Brick: "I'm in buddy!"

Mal: (imitating Mike's voice) "Oh really? That's great!"

Brick: "We need more people on our side to do it!"

Mal: "I could convince Courtney to vote him out!"

Brick: "That's right! She does hate him!"

Mal: "We need at least six, Heather will do just about anything since she's sooo desperate to stay here! It's really pathetic, right?"

Brick: (snickering) "Yeah, you're right!"

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Inside the mess hall, Duncan is trying to talk to the others.

Duncan: "Why are you guys believing him over me? Most of you have known me longer than him!"

Noah: "Yes, but you haven't been the nicest person around!"

Courtney: "Or even the nicest boyfriend!"

Duncan: "Whatever, despite all that, I think you can trust me more than him!"

Scarlett: "How about, instead of trying to gang up on the delinquent, how's about we focus our attention to the Queen Bee?"

Noah: "That's true, she is a pain to live with!"

Gwen: (sighs) "Alright then!"

Gwen: (Confessional) "Maybe the longer Duncan stays here, the more likely he'll start to change for the better!"

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As the contestants walked over to the bonfire ceremony, Scarlett pulled Mal into the bushes.

Scarlett: "I'm giving you a chance to redeem yourself, so to speak, by helping me vote out Heather. Do that, and Duncan's gone next!"

Mal: "Fine, deal!"

Mal: (Confessional) "Just watch it, Scarlett!"

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Chris: "It's to cast your votes!"

Brick: (Confessional) "This is for messing with my friend!" (Places an X on a photo of Duncan)

Courtney: (Confessional) "Just like Mike said, I should get rid of of my ex so I can focus more on Scott!" (Places an X on a photo of Duncan)

Duncan: (Confessional) "You ruined my relationship! Jerk!" (Places an X on a photo of Mike)

Chris walked up to them with a plate of marshmallows in it.

Chris: "Okay, let's get to it! Brick, Noah, Courtney, Dawn, Jasmine, Scarlett, DJ, Scott and Gwen, you're all safe, for now!"

Chris tossed them their marshmallows.

Chris: "You three got a couple of votes, (snickers) "I wonder by who!"

The three of them glared at each other.

Chris: "The next person safe is, Mike!"

Chris tossed him a marshmallow.

Chris: "And the last person safe is...Duncan!"

Chris tossed him a marshmallow.

Heather glared at Mike.

Heather: (Confessional) "Judas! Mal's Judas! I thought we were going to vote out Duncan!"

Chris: "Any last words?"

Heather: "Yeah, Scarlett and..."

Before she could finish, Chris pressed a button which made her disappear in a cloud of green fog.

Chris: "Guess we'll never know what she was going to say! So, Brick, who's heading to Boney Island?"

Brick: "I think it'll be Duncan and Scott!"

Duncan: "Fine whatever!"

Duncan: (Confessional) "Would've preferred Gwen instead!"

As everyone else walked away, Duncan and Scott boarded the boat of losers.

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Inside the cabins, Gwen is resting on her bed as the rest of them watched sadly.

Courtney: "Are you okay?"

Gwen: (trying to fight back the tears) "I'm fine! I just want to be alone right now!"

Dawn pushed everyone else but Courtney outside.

Dawn: (closing the door) "We'll respect your wishes!"

Scarlett: "What was that about? She's not alone!"

Dawn: "She needs to be comforted by her best friend in her time of need!"

Jasmine: "But we're her friends! Shouldn't we help her too?"

Dawn: "This is a very important step towards their friendship, and they need to do it together!"

Scarlett rolled her eyes.

Dawn: "Trust me, this'll be good in the long haul for them!"

Inside the cabins, Courtney is comforting Gwen as she cries.

Courtney: "It'll be okay!"

Gwen: "No it won't!"

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Chris and Chef watched this unfold as Brick walked up towards them.

Brick: "So this is how you monitor everything!"

Chris: "Hey! Get out of here!"

Brick: (salutes) "Yes sir!"

Chris: "Join us next time for more Total Drama All Stars!"

Chef handed Chris a plate of pasta.

Chris: "Chef, you are the man, want to watch something else besides this cry fest?"

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Notes

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* Dawn, DJ, Gwen, Jasmine, Mike, Noah and Scarlett voted for Heather.

* Brick, Courtney and Heather voted for Duncan.

* Duncan and Scott voted for Mike.